The Pits Store

...does not yet exist. Please save up all of your money until such time in the future when we are able to sell you lots of expensive and mostly-useless items.

In the meantime, please consider using this affiliate link when shopping on, which gives me a small commission on purchases made.

For example, here is an inflatable cactus you could buy. I'll make around 40 cents.

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The Pits is written and illustrated by Scott St. Pierre. All contents ©2015-2017. Site created by Devin Chiles.